Sunday, 3 November 2013
... sorry, I meant save the rain-forests of Borneo. Who would have thought it? It turns out that big banks are bigger C**TS than we gave them credit for. Please watch the video below and then visit this site to sign the petition, that is unless you hate animals and want them all to die... you BASTARD!
Posted by Adam Etheridge at 16:57
Thursday, 10 October 2013
This is Louis CK. Before I start wasting your time let me just get to the point which is that my latest stand-up special "Louis CK. - Oh My God" is available on my website, along with a bonus extra long version, for the usual $5. For more details and to have your time horribly wasted, read on...
Hi. So, it has been a while since I last wrote to you. A lot has changed since my last email to you. Firstly, you'll be glad to know, I lost seven pounds! I know! And all it took was absolutely no dedication or commitment to losing any weight. And it paid off. Now that I knocked that out of the park, I'm setting my sites on more goals, such as "none of my habits changing in any particular way". I think if I really buckle down, I can make that happen.
All of this is part of my new approach to life. I call it "believing in myself". Sounds weird, huh? Well it's really very simple. I believe that I exist. And that I'm going to pretty much keep existing and being pretty much the same guy, with the same qualities and skills I've always had or lacked, especially when averaged over time, no matter what happens.
For instance. I BELIEVE that I'll always be a little bit late for most things. I BELIEVE that if my work habits were 4% worse, I'd be homeless right now. I BELIEVE that I am often sleepy. See? It works!
I'm writing to you today to let you know that "Louis CK. - Oh My God", my latest stand-up special, which aired on HBO in the spring and won an Emmy for best writing of a variety special (I'm not trying to brag, I'm just trying to get you to buy the thing... by bragging), is available on my site for $5. For that, you are entitled to the following:
1. You can download the special, as it aired on HBO "drm free" all over the world as many as three times.
2. Or you can stream it 2 times.
3. You can download an audio version of the special.
4. You can download or stream a longer version of the special. This is basically a rough cut with more jokes in it.
All that for $5 dollars. I mean, it's not a lot if you like my comedy. If you don't like me or my jokes, then it's just a $5 nightmare. The video of this special is only available on my site. So if you want To own your own version, this is the only way to have it. The extended version has only ever been seen here. So ... That too.
As always I'd like to urge you not to steal or share this video so that I can continue to offer stuff on my site in this friendly and cheap way without losing my ass in the process. I don't want to lose my ass. I have a great, great ass. So that's mostly it. Please go to louisck.net to buy "Oh My God" and for more information. Oh, also, we now accept Paypal, amazon payments and Dwolla. Okay. That's it. Please enjoy your life. And please be always curious about other people. Your friend, Louis CK.
Posted by Adam Etheridge at 20:55